When I have to work late, and someone asks where I am

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(Source: eminemandlindsaylohan)

When someone asks why I don’t like going to work

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When your boss tells a really bad joke

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Trying to pretend like I’m not in a bad mood

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When you walk by those girls who talk shit about you

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Smiling for a picture

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I always think I’m doing this: 

But it always turns out like: 

Trying to sqeeze into a smaller size

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What I look like: 

What I feel like: 

Flirting

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What I think I look like:

What I actually look like:

When my boyfriend leaves for work

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Him:

Me:

When I wake up and realize it’s not the weekend anymore

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At work

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Most of the time: 

When your boss walks by: 

When a Pandora audio advertisement comes on in between songs

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Laughing while lying down

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Normal people:

Me:

When I hear what some of my old friends from high school are up to

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I’m just like,

When I let a pedestrian cross

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